{"id":2423,"date":"2010-12-20T14:32:25","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T22:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2010-12-20T14:32:25","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T22:32:25","slug":"to-avoidance-and-beyond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=2423","title":{"rendered":"To Avoidance: And Beyond!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Beyond avoidance. What should you have done this year but didn&#8217;t because you were too scared, worried, unsure, busy or otherwise deterred from doing? (Bonus: Will you do it?)<\/i> (Author: Jake Nickell)<\/p>\n<p>Easy. Gone to the doctor.  I wrote it down on my monthly to-do list every single month this year.<\/p>\n<p>Will I do it?  What, right now?  While you wait? No. Probably not. It&#8217;s complicated.  I have <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1742\"> a doctor I hate.<\/a> I have a prospective doctor I might like but haven&#8217;t met yet. There are walk-in clinics but it&#8217;s flu season. There&#8217;s nothing wrong with me.<\/p>\n<p>As Bon Jovi would say, &#8220;&#8230;nothing a little shot can&#8217;t cure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I should also take the children to the doctor.  For check ups. You know. They have up-to-date shots and there&#8217;s nothing wrong with them either, except for the it&#8217;s-almost-Christmas cold that is hovering over our house like a scowling cloud full of snot, (was that a drop I just felt?) but I still feel like I should have them checked up.  What if there&#8217;s something wrong with them and I don&#8217;t even know it?<\/p>\n<p>Obviously I don&#8217;t think there is anything wrong with them enough to actually get their little butts to a doctor, so not much point worrying, is there.<\/p>\n<p>Action item: I am Taking Charge of my Health in 2011. Doctor, dentist, all that business.  I believe so strongly in An Ounce of Prevention and yet here I am, legs crossed, arms folded, 800 moles, shaking my head.  As the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leapfrog.ca\/en_ca\/learning_toys\/fridgefarm.html\"> Leap Frog Bilingual Fridge Farm <\/a>(yes!) says, on its French setting, <i>silly gallou! *<\/i><\/p>\n<p>* At least that&#8217;s what I think it says.  On the English setting, it says &#8220;That&#8217;s silly.&#8221;  In French it sounds like &#8220;silly gallou.&#8221;  And the Leapfrog lady&#8217;s voice has this little chuckle in her voice, like, you silly duffer. A sheep pig?  Come on.**<\/p>\n<p>** I should maybe explain the toy: it&#8217;s got animal magnets and they&#8217;re cut in half and you can match them on the toy and the toy sings you a song or if you put the head of the sheep and the rear of the pig it sings you a different song and tells you you&#8217;re silly.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of love this toy more than I should.  One of our former child-neighbours had one and she carried it around the courtyard with her and I just thought it was so charming.  Last year when Fresco got a gift card for Christmas I took him shopping and strongly<br \/>\nencouraged *** him to choose the Bilingual Fridge Farm.  <\/p>\n<p>*** And he did!  Wow, that would totally not happen this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beyond avoidance. What should you have done this year but didn&#8217;t because you were too scared, worried, unsure, busy or otherwise deterred from doing? (Bonus: Will you do it?) (Author: Jake Nickell) Easy. Gone to the doctor. 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