{"id":198,"date":"2004-06-01T22:51:02","date_gmt":"2004-06-02T05:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=198"},"modified":"2004-06-01T22:51:02","modified_gmt":"2004-06-02T05:51:02","slug":"bonne-fete-a-toi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"Bonne Fete a Toi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nIt&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silentqueuedesign.com\/babyblog\"> La Petite Banane&#8217;s <\/a> Birthday!  <\/p>\n<p>Dear Banane,<\/p>\n<p>A warm welcome to outside-mom&#8217;s-body!  I was delighted to learn of your extrEEEMEly speedy arrival this evening. I wish I had not been at a training session for my volunteer job, learning about ugly things, and could have instead been around to give you a big kiss.  Maybe tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>I think <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freewillastrology.com\"> Rob Brezny <\/a> knew you were coming because he wrote the following words just in time for you to read them:<\/p>\n<p><i>At this point in your journey, Gemini, your free will is a more important factor in determining your fate than the constraints of karma or the whims of the gods. I won&#8217;t waste your time, then, predicting what may or may not lie ahead. Instead, I&#8217;ll invite you to formulate self-fulfilling prophecies about the beautiful future you want to create. To help tease out your brainstorms, I offer you a few of the laws of life articulated by Hawaiian shaman Serge Kahili King: 1. The world is what you think it is. 2. There are no limits; everything is possible. 3. Energy flows where attention goes. 4. Now is the moment of power. 5. To love is to be happy. 6. All power comes from within<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<br \/>\nAwntie Cheesefairy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s La Petite Banane&#8217;s Birthday! Dear Banane, A warm welcome to outside-mom&#8217;s-body! I was delighted to learn of your extrEEEMEly speedy arrival this evening. I wish I had not been at a training session for my volunteer job, learning about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=198\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}