{"id":1935,"date":"2010-04-08T14:21:22","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T22:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1935"},"modified":"2010-04-08T14:21:22","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T22:21:22","slug":"against-the-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1935","title":{"rendered":"Against The Wind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning when Trombone was in school I took Fresco for a walk in the wind and sun so he would fall asleep and maybe dream he was in Newfoundland in July (I hear it&#8217;s windy there).  Among the usual suspects on Edmonds St. (construction workers, fruit market owners, hair stylists, etc.) I saw a woman on inline skates*.<\/p>\n<p>1. People still do this?  Maybe it&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t live downtown anymore but I haven&#8217;t seen someone on skates in a long time. Do people inline skate where you are?  Do YOU inline skate?<br \/>\n2. She was dressed normally (if lightly) in street clothes. Jeans, shirt.  No purse or bag.  Not wearing, you know, yoga pants or whatever skaters wear.  I seem to remember they wear Lycra &#038; cropped shirts.  Again &#8211; might just be remembering the Stanley Park seawall circa 2001.<br \/>\n3. She had no helmet. Which doesn&#8217;t really surprise me because there are a lot of people who don&#8217;t wear helmets.  Idiots.  Her long hair whipped around in the wind.<br \/>\n4. While she skated along, rather precariously, she was trying to get some kind of device to work, like a phone or a music player.<br \/>\n5. She was on the road.  Not the sidewalk.  The road.  With the traffic.<br \/>\n6. She veered out into the traffic and almost got hit by a cement truck.  I had to close my eyes.<br \/>\n7. I stopped in at a Waves coffee shop to get a cup of tea and when I came out I heard sirens.  One ambulance and two fire trucks blasted around the corner and went up Kingsway.<br \/>\n8. But when I came around the corner, I saw the skater alive and well(ish) and waiting for a bus.<br \/>\n9. She had her headphones on and was grooving to the music.<\/p>\n<p>Observing her made me really miss taking public transit. <\/p>\n<p>* I originally wrote &#8220;roller blader,&#8221; but that looked wrong and then I wrote &#8220;rollerblader,&#8221; which also looked wrong and then, ridiculously, I performed a search and realized it&#8217;s a brand name and since I hate the brand-name-as-real-name-thing, changed it all to inline skater, which is not as compelling but is, at least, correct.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning when Trombone was in school I took Fresco for a walk in the wind and sun so he would fall asleep and maybe dream he was in Newfoundland in July (I hear it&#8217;s windy there). Among the usual &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1935\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[471,449,447,213],"class_list":["post-1935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-fresco","tag-outside","tag-people","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1936,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1935\/revisions\/1936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}