{"id":191,"date":"2004-05-16T17:33:33","date_gmt":"2004-05-17T00:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=191"},"modified":"2004-05-16T17:33:33","modified_gmt":"2004-05-17T00:33:33","slug":"shoes-dont-stretch-and-men-dont-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Shoes don&#8217;t Stretch and Men don&#8217;t Change"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nFirst, a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whatever-whenever.net\/taco1.html\"> Taco eating contest.<\/a>  Mmmmm!  Tacos!<\/p>\n<p>Second, the story of the grape tomato, a tasty, strange fruit\/vegetable.  Says one man: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/ac2\/wp-dyn\/A12414-2001Sep11?language=printer\"> &#8220;I was not a savvy businessman. If I was, I would not have named it &#8216;grape tomato.'&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And finally, because I became transfixed this morning with JR Country music radio,  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anysonglyrics.com\/lyrics\/b\/Big%20and%20Rich\/Save%20A%20Horse%20Ride%20A%20Cowboy%20Lyrics.htm\"> here <\/a> are the lyrics of &#8220;Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy&#8221; by Big &#038; Rich.  You can imagine how bad it is by reading the words.  But it&#8217;s actually 10 times weirder than it reads.  Fake hip-hopping southern-accented Dodge commercial singing and spoken-wording&#8230;I kept waiting for one to ask the other if his truck had a Hemi or start babbling about how he was &#8220;lovin&#8217; it&#8230;&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>This &#8220;new country&#8221; scares and fascinates me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, a Taco eating contest. Mmmmm! Tacos! Second, the story of the grape tomato, a tasty, strange fruit\/vegetable. Says one man: &#8220;I was not a savvy businessman. If I was, I would not have named it &#8216;grape tomato.&#8217;&#8221; And finally, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=191\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}