{"id":187,"date":"2004-05-10T06:51:38","date_gmt":"2004-05-10T13:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=187"},"modified":"2004-05-10T06:51:38","modified_gmt":"2004-05-10T13:51:38","slug":"monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"Monkeys!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lied.  There are no monkeys here, except in my heart.<\/p>\n<p>Well, strikes are good, right?  We love them, especially if they result in the consumption of <a href=\"http:\/\/vancouver.cbc.ca\/regional\/servlet\/View?filename=beershortage05072004\"> better beer.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I guess Gordo won&#8217;t be ordering them back to work, seeing as he&#8217;s not allowed to drink anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I don&#8217;t think you can <a href=\"http:\/\/vancouver.cbc.ca\/regional\/servlet\/View?filename=squeegeelaw05072004\"> ban a person.<\/a>  Why would you fine people who don&#8217;t have money?  I guess because you&#8217;re a &#8220;Liberal&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s early.  Reading the news so early is bad for the constitution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lied. There are no monkeys here, except in my heart. Well, strikes are good, right? We love them, especially if they result in the consumption of better beer. I guess Gordo won&#8217;t be ordering them back to work, seeing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=187\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}