{"id":178,"date":"2004-04-26T18:01:14","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T01:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2004-04-26T18:01:14","modified_gmt":"2004-04-27T01:01:14","slug":"its-hip-to-be-freaking-out-in-this-jacket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"It’s Hip to be FREAKING OUT IN THIS JACKET!"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nGo! Lookatit! <\/a> A great disguise, no? – as long as you sat on the right couches. Think of the secrets you could hear. The coins you could pilfer from beneath couch cushions. <\/p>\n

It’s a testament to the seller’s abilities (OK, OK, it’s Saint Aardvark’s<\/a> mom, the ebay queen) that she can make this WOW! HOLY! WOW! piece of clothing remotely compelling. (She measured the collar!) As I read, I find myself actually wanting it. The lining, the topstitching, the hidden change pocket. All of it.<\/p>\n

Actually, the jacket is okay-spiffy but I super-dig the labels: “Designed by Stanley Blacker for Al Troxler’s Men’s Store, Kalamazoo” and “Professional Dry Clean Only Use Cool Iron”. How fucking hip are you with those labels? Pritttty hip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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