{"id":174,"date":"2004-04-18T18:53:01","date_gmt":"2004-04-19T01:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=174"},"modified":"2004-04-18T18:53:01","modified_gmt":"2004-04-19T01:53:01","slug":"oh-please-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"Oh Please, Sir!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would anyone like to buy me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realtylink.org\/prop_search\/Detail.cfm?areatitle=&#038;ARPK=&#038;ComID=&#038;agentid=&#038;MLS=390937&#038;rowc=15&#038;rowp=11&#038;BCD=GV&#038;imdp=10&#038;RSPP=5&#038;AIDL=245&#038;SRTB=P_Price&#038;ERTA=False&#038;MNAGE=0&#038;MXAGE=200&#038;MNBT=1&#038;MNBD=1&#038;PTYTID=5&#038;MNPRC=200000&#038;MXPRC=900000&#038;SCTP=RS\"> this house<\/a>?  <\/p>\n<p>A pity it&#8217;s right on Broadway @ Slocan.  But so pritty.  So splendiferously pritty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would anyone like to buy me this house? A pity it&#8217;s right on Broadway @ Slocan. But so pritty. So splendiferously pritty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}