{"id":17,"date":"2003-10-10T17:58:38","date_gmt":"2003-10-11T00:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=17"},"modified":"2003-10-10T17:58:38","modified_gmt":"2003-10-11T00:58:38","slug":"odeeodeeodee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"odeeodeeodee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nAt last, my falafel, I have eaten you!  Days of longing can now be replaced with days of contentment.<\/p>\n<p>A girl I once admired for her soccer skill is happier than stink at the local mall. A woman who had twin boys older than me, one of whom died in a car accident shortly after he got married, was at the mall as well.  She has lost 50 lbs and has stayed the same height.  She has acquired a cane and a hunch in her shoulders.  She never got around to getting dentures.  She is angry and smells of stale smoke.<\/p>\n<p>It has become boring to have conquered my cheese addiction.  I want some sort of tangible difference to appear&#8230;or else I will get tired of being the same, just without cheese and then eat a lot of it and probably make myself sick.<\/p>\n<p>A squirrel winked at me today.  I think he knew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At last, my falafel, I have eaten you! Days of longing can now be replaced with days of contentment. A girl I once admired for her soccer skill is happier than stink at the local mall. A woman who had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=17\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}