The weekend is new, shiny, bright. All the ducks are lined up for inspection. Four days of glorious relaxation is ahead; food, drink, chocolate, sleep, music, chips, cheese. mmm. cheese.<\/i> <\/p>\n
But first, from my What the Fuck? files: <\/p>\n
COACHELLA, Calif. AP
\nWithout any specific strategy, dealmaker Donald Trump battled a live chicken and won $250.
\nThe real estate mogul showed up at his namesake Trump 29 Casino on Tuesday and played the Apprentice Chicken Challenge, a tic-tac-toe game with live poultry in a booth pecking its board selections while a gambler makes picks outside the box.
\nThe Donald beat the bird.<\/i><\/p>\n
(This “article” came from MSNBC.com. That’s the entire text. I’m not linking to it because when I added the link here, it did not not work and<\/b> a little NBC icon showed up in the location bar next to the cheeseblog. NBC does not own me, nope. Not just yet.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The weekend is new, shiny, bright. All the ducks are lined up for inspection. Four days of glorious relaxation is ahead; food, drink, chocolate, sleep, music, chips, cheese. mmm. cheese. But first, from my What the Fuck? files: COACHELLA, Calif. … Continue reading