{"id":1585,"date":"2009-09-04T08:22:41","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T16:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1585"},"modified":"2009-09-04T08:22:41","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T16:22:41","slug":"ten-splendid-things-about-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1585","title":{"rendered":"Ten Splendid Things About Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, you might love summer so much you are weeping into your chardonnay right now because the temperatures have dropped and the leaves have suddenly gone all crayon-box on us.  <\/p>\n<p>But I also know at least some of you love September as much as I do.  Here are some things I love about early Fall (you know, &#8220;early Fall&#8221;: before the dark, rainy misery of November and the 10 feet of snow we will surely get in December.)<\/p>\n<p>10. Less sweat. <\/p>\n<p>9. If I should need an hour of relaxing, awful television that is not so awful as to make me woof my cookies (like &#8220;Tila Tequila Looking For A Gay or Straight Lover,&#8221; for example), the television will oblige me.  30 Rock!  Gossip Girl!  Glee!  Being Erica! Save me from reality tv, won&#8217;t you please.<\/p>\n<p>8. That feeling of <i>fun&#8217;s over, now get to work<\/i> that will always accompany September.  If I was going into grade seven, I might resent this but as someone who really ought to get to work, I appreciate the subconscious kick in the ass.  Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me I have to go sharpen some pencils for absolutely no reason except that I like the smell.<\/p>\n<p>7. Wearing jeans but not having to put on socks just yet.  Also, putting on the jeans and finding money, lip balm and earplugs in the pockets.  My jeans come pre-stocked for every eventuality!<\/p>\n<p>6. Sweaters.  I love sweaters.  Especially cardigans and sweater coats and old, wooly, soft sweaters and all sweaters.  All of them.  <a href=\"http:\/\/hudsonny.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/sock-monkey-toddler-pants.html\"> (And sock monkey pants.)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>5. The smell of damp leaves and the sound of plants curling up to rest until next year.<\/p>\n<p>4. I don&#8217;t feel nearly so lame for going to bed at 9 pm if the sun is down too.<\/p>\n<p>3. Not having to chase my children around the park, spraying them with sunscreen.<\/p>\n<p>2. Cooking all those old favourites; soups and stews and chilis and spaghettis and cookies and anything that involves more than one burner on the stove.<\/p>\n<p>1. Drinking glasses of rich, red wine, bare feet tucked under a blanket, rain beating against the windows, talking to each other and making plans.<\/p>\n<p>(Oh &#8211; bonus points for our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/news\/politics\/campaign-machines-ready-as-tories-seek-to-spin-public-opinion\/article1275342\/\"> annual federal election!<\/a>  Let&#8217;s all vote AGAIN and maybe this time something different will happen.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, you might love summer so much you are weeping into your chardonnay right now because the temperatures have dropped and the leaves have suddenly gone all crayon-box on us. 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