{"id":158,"date":"2004-03-24T06:40:22","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T13:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2004-03-24T06:40:22","modified_gmt":"2004-03-24T13:40:22","slug":"next-stop-the-racetrack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"Next Stop: The Racetrack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, in a surprisingly tension-free Runway Battle (try that, Iron Chef) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upn.com\/shows\/top_model2\/episode10\/s01.shtml\"> Yoanna <\/a> came from behind with her perfect face to beat the hiney of the adorable Mercedes in The Making of America&#8217;s Next Top Model.  The best part is that for another year I don&#8217;t have to hear Tyra say, in her squeaky little-girl voice &#8220;I have XX beauuuutiful girls standing before me.  But only twoooooo of them will go on to compete to be America&#8217;s Next Top Model.&#8221;  I will be glad not to hear that anymore.  And no more scary, pointy Janice Dickinson, America&#8217;s First Supermodel gone terribly, terribly wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Poor, nerd-cum-hottie Shandi got eliminated.  It may not be the year of the nerd after all.  But it&#8217;s okay because she came so far AND her boyfriend forgave her for her infidelity with the Italian boy. That&#8217;s all she really wanted; that and not to work at Walgreens anymore.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m two for two in Cheesefairy Predicts the Winners.  I will make myself a certificate and put it up somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, in a surprisingly tension-free Runway Battle (try that, Iron Chef) Yoanna came from behind with her perfect face to beat the hiney of the adorable Mercedes in The Making of America&#8217;s Next Top Model. The best part is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=158\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}