{"id":156,"date":"2004-03-20T15:37:43","date_gmt":"2004-03-20T22:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=156"},"modified":"2004-03-20T15:37:43","modified_gmt":"2004-03-20T22:37:43","slug":"that-was-quick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"THAT was quick"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nI’m sure nobody cares. But I happened to turn on the radio in the car just as it was announced that the new leader of the Conservative Party is Stephen Harper.<\/p>\n

I have nothing against him, I mean, nothing more<\/b> against him than I have against conservatives in general. But why, when I look at him, do I think “boob”? Not mother’s-milk-lacy-bras-bouncy-bouncy. But “Oh, Stephen Harper is such a boob.” <\/p>\n

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You see? I think his eyes are too small or maybe his nose is too big. <\/p>\n

Well, Our Pal Jack Layton will trounce him. That’s for sure & certain.<\/p>\n

This changes the dynamic for “Who Wants to be Canada’s Next Top Prime Minister?” considerably. I don’t think anyone will watch now that there’s no pretty, female contestant. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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