{"id":1548,"date":"2009-08-07T20:37:56","date_gmt":"2009-08-08T04:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1548"},"modified":"2009-08-07T20:43:29","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T04:43:29","slug":"tgiff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1548","title":{"rendered":"TGIFF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sure would love to post some happy, feel-good stuff about fluffy bunnies and motherhood and how they intersect at regular intervals, I mean, I don&#8217;t know who YOU&#8217;RE talking to but &#8217;round these parts we&#8217; re all hugs and warm cookies, all the time, but unfortunately a certain 3-year-old and 15-month-old have spent the day kicking my ass and all I want to do is shout,<a href=\"http:\/\/cribchronicles.com\/2009\/05\/12\/shut-the-fck-up-bonnie\/\"> &#8220;shut the fuck up Donny!&#8221; <\/a>over and over.<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re in a similar mood, picture me doing that.  <\/p>\n<p>Or if you&#8217;d rather something amusing, (not that the link above is not amusing, for it is, it is) there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Technology\/Story?id=7862575&#038;page=1\"> this story <\/a> of a name, a woman and a series of emails gone terribly wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Well.  I found it amusing.  That might be because of my previous work in the government with <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=922\"> people just that fucking unhinged.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sure would love to post some happy, feel-good stuff about fluffy bunnies and motherhood and how they intersect at regular intervals, I mean, I don&#8217;t know who YOU&#8217;RE talking to but &#8217;round these parts we&#8217; re all hugs and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1548\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[456,472,153],"class_list":["post-1548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-bloggity","tag-two-children","tag-whiny-bitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1548"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1550,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1548\/revisions\/1550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}