{"id":149,"date":"2004-03-12T07:05:59","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T14:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=149"},"modified":"2004-03-12T07:05:59","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T14:05:59","slug":"shoot-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Shoot me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nOn the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vancouver.cbc.ca\/early edition\"> Early Edition<\/a>, Rick Cluff is interviewing a leprechaun.<\/p>\n<p>This little man has the worst Irish accent I have ever heard, including my own. It sounds like my Italian father imitating a leprechaun (not that he would ever do such a thing.) <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure my father is in Cuba right now.  But then leprechauns do have magic powers, don&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n<p>At least I know how to spell leprechaun now.  I thought it was lePERchaun.  I was wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the Early Edition, Rick Cluff is interviewing a leprechaun. This little man has the worst Irish accent I have ever heard, including my own. It sounds like my Italian father imitating a leprechaun (not that he would ever do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=149\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}