{"id":1474,"date":"2009-06-04T12:52:24","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T20:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1474"},"modified":"2009-06-04T12:52:24","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T20:52:24","slug":"everything-is-fine-nothing-to-see-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1474","title":{"rendered":"Everything is Fine, Nothing to See Here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night: he slept eventually.  Right now: he is not napping.  But earlier today, we had fun:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/rscn2854.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/rscn2854.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Me &#038; Fresco 2\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1476\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am going to clean that bathroom mirror RIGHT THIS SECOND.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/dscn2846.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/dscn2846.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Me &#038; Fresco 3\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1477\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night: he slept eventually. Right now: he is not napping. But earlier today, we had fun: I am going to clean that bathroom mirror RIGHT THIS SECOND.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[471,104],"class_list":["post-1474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-fresco","tag-sleep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1478,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1474\/revisions\/1478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}