{"id":1395,"date":"2009-04-04T07:59:48","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T15:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2009-04-04T07:59:48","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T15:59:48","slug":"the-laws-have-changed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1395","title":{"rendered":"The Laws Have Changed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New rule: if my hair can be drawn into a ponytail?  It is too long.  Spring has apparently arrived and soon it is going to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/weather\/conditions.jsp?station=YVR\"> hot <\/a> like spicy nuggets out there.  <\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for another thrilling installment of <i>The Haircuttery Establishments of The Mizzle.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New rule: if my hair can be drawn into a ponytail? It is too long. Spring has apparently arrived and soon it is going to be hot like spicy nuggets out there. Stay tuned for another thrilling installment of The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1395\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[473,135],"class_list":["post-1395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-hair","tag-the-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1396,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions\/1396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}