{"id":135,"date":"2004-02-23T10:19:08","date_gmt":"2004-02-23T17:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=135"},"modified":"2004-02-23T10:19:08","modified_gmt":"2004-02-23T17:19:08","slug":"tough-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"Tough call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s best spam subject line is:<\/p>\n<p><b>Beasty Whore is Ready<\/b> <br \/>\n(something about underground zoo movies? I can&#8217;t even begin to imagine.)<\/p>\n<p><i>or<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Panicked Husky Ericsson<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>or possibly<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Passerby Hamster.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>However, the day is still young and fraught with possibilities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s best spam subject line is: Beasty Whore is Ready (something about underground zoo movies? I can&#8217;t even begin to imagine.) or Panicked Husky Ericsson or possibly Passerby Hamster. However, the day is still young and fraught with possibilities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}