{"id":1250,"date":"2009-01-03T12:13:04","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T20:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2009-01-03T12:13:04","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T20:13:04","slug":"great-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1250","title":{"rendered":"Great News!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a call from UBC daycare yesterday.  They have a spot for Trombone, 2 years later!<\/p>\n<p>Sure, I&#8217;d have to go back to work full time to justify the expense.  Oh and do something with Fresco in the meantime.  But it&#8217;s a small price to pay for a full time daycare spot in a great facility, plus sibling rights for Fresco, no?<\/p>\n<p>No?<\/p>\n<p>Really?<\/p>\n<p>I have to TURN DOWN a daycare spot?  In this country?  Jumpin&#8217; Josephine.<\/p>\n<p>Life&#8217;s a funny old bitch, innit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a call from UBC daycare yesterday. They have a spot for Trombone, 2 years later! Sure, I&#8217;d have to go back to work full time to justify the expense. Oh and do something with Fresco in the meantime. But &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1250\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[102,471,454,103],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1","tag-daycare-is-silly","tag-fresco","tag-trombone","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1251,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions\/1251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}