{"id":120,"date":"2004-02-03T07:23:21","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T14:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=120"},"modified":"2004-02-03T07:23:21","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T14:23:21","slug":"two-baby-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Two Baby Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Number One:<br \/>\nCheck out <a href=\"http:\/\/cnn.netscape.cnn.com\/news\/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1110&#038;idq=\/ff\/story\/0001%2F20040201%2F1529819792.htm&#038;sc=1110\"target=\"_blank\">these <\/a> party people! <br \/>\n&#8220;I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake,&#8221; says the proud father of Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.  Whose own name is Jon Blake Cusack.  Wow &#8211; I guess all the other trillions of names in the world just paled beside Jon Blake, huh?  How about Warren?  That&#8217;s different from Jon Blake.<\/p>\n<p>Number Two:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dooce.com\"target=\"_blank\">Dooce <\/a> is having her baby today!  Probably, she will be named something other than Jon Blake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number One: Check out these party people! &#8220;I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake,&#8221; says the proud father of Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. Whose own name is Jon Blake Cusack. Wow &#8211; I guess all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=120\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}