{"id":1151,"date":"2008-11-01T17:05:31","date_gmt":"2008-11-02T01:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2008-11-01T17:05:31","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T01:05:31","slug":"this-is-why-no-one-but-me-needed-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1151","title":{"rendered":"This is Why No One But Me Needed Candy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(It has been brought to my attention that sometimes the photos display wonkily on this blog.  If that is the case, I apologize for this photo-heavy &#8220;post&#8221;.)<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween1.jpg' title='one dog one duck keep dancing'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween1.jpg' alt='one dog one duck keep dancing' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween2.jpg' title='one dog one duck keep dancing'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween2.jpg' alt='one dog one duck keep dancing' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween3.jpg' title='one dog one duck keep dancing'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween3.jpg' alt='one dog one duck keep dancing' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween4.jpg' title='we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll all be happy and gay'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween4.jpg' alt='we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll all be happy and gay' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween5.jpg' title='hooray!'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/halloween5.jpg' alt='hooray!' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(It has been brought to my attention that sometimes the photos display wonkily on this blog. If that is the case, I apologize for this photo-heavy &#8220;post&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fresco","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}