{"id":1143,"date":"2008-10-29T11:37:49","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T19:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2008-10-29T11:37:49","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T19:37:49","slug":"he-aint-heavy-snotty-yes-heavy-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1143","title":{"rendered":"He Ain&#8217;t Heavy.  Snotty, Yes.  Heavy, No."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having grown up an only child, there are a lot of aspects of sibling-hood that I was in the dark about.  Correction: am still in the dark about, as we are currently not even touching the tip of this particular iceberg.  However, I really could not have imagined that it was cool for one sibling to rub his snotty face all over the other one&#8217;s snotty face.  I am here to tell you other only children: not only is it OK, it is funny funny stuff.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m thinking, really?<\/p>\n<p>Yep, they&#8217;re still laughing.  Both of them.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be over here, making my <i>ick<\/i> face.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having grown up an only child, there are a lot of aspects of sibling-hood that I was in the dark about. Correction: am still in the dark about, as we are currently not even touching the tip of this particular &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1143\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ew","category-two-children"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}