{"id":1137,"date":"2008-10-20T13:55:16","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T21:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1137"},"modified":"2008-10-20T13:55:16","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T21:55:16","slug":"hurry-up-or-youll-miss-it-6-months-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1137","title":{"rendered":"Hurry Up Or You&#8217;ll Miss It: 6 Months Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to hurry.  Naptime is by no means a guarantee of peace and quiet.  Today is Fresco&#8217;s six monurthday.  He still has no teeth &#8211; no one is surprised &#8211; but he can sit up and almost crawl.  He laughs when you chuck him under the chin and when you eat his cheeks.  He is affectionate like a 19 year old boy who has just attended his first long island iced tea night at the campus pub.  In fact, I do not want to be anywhere near Fresco the first time he gets drunk.  Note to self: save enough money for university education OUTSIDE hometown.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/drinky.jpg' title='two bucks a drink!'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/drinky.jpg' alt='two bucks a drink!' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It must be strange, being the second child.  Always vying for attention.  Getting a sense, somehow, that you are following a pretty tough act.  Developing strategies very quickly to get yourself some applause too.  Fresco uses shouting and adorableness as his weapons of applause-getting.  He has buckets of charisma.  He uses it first, but if no one notices, he turns up the volume.  If you look at him and talk to him while he&#8217;s shouting, he usually stops and grins at you.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes he roars.  Sometimes when he roars I remember how I roared when I birthed him and I wonder if the scientologists are right about silent birthing being best but then I remember that he is a Taurus and I would rather believe in astrology than scientology.<\/p>\n<p>I was reminded this morning that he is a Taurus as I attempted to wrestle him into a booster seat so that I could see if he fit.  Unfortunately, at the same time, he was trying to get the newspaper on the table.  Guess who won.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/yummy.jpg' title='tastes like poisonous ink!'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/yummy.jpg' alt='tastes like poisonous ink!' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We both did!  House of Compromise!<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I think I ought to record milestones but on the other hand, the only time this will matter is in 30 years when he has his own kids and calls me, desperate, &#8220;Mom, when did I cut my first tooth?  Because apparently age of first tooth is hereditary&#8221; and I will have to say, &#8220;Sorry, son, you were 10 months old, now leave me alone I&#8217;m watching 10 years of back-recordings of TV I was too tired to watch when you were a kid.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>This part of Fresco&#8217;s life, though it still feels faintly miraculous because he is alive and didn&#8217;t used to be, is not the most interesting to me.   Maybe he knows I am thinking that.  Maybe that&#8217;s why he shouts so much. <\/p>\n<p>Or maybe there&#8217;s another reason.  I guess I&#8217;ll just have to wait to find out.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/happy.jpg' title='happy fresco'><img src='http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/happy.jpg' alt='happy fresco' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to hurry. Naptime is by no means a guarantee of peace and quiet. Today is Fresco&#8217;s six monurthday. He still has no teeth &#8211; no one is surprised &#8211; but he can sit up and almost crawl. 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