{"id":1117,"date":"2008-09-30T08:52:18","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T16:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2008-09-30T08:52:18","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T16:52:18","slug":"pardon-our-mess-while-we-work-to-serve-you-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1117","title":{"rendered":"Pardon Our Mess While We Work To Serve You Better!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember when I started messing around on the web.  There were Saturday mornings when I would just sit, drink coffee and fiddle with my website.  Did you know I have a website, not just this blog?  It&#8217;s true.  I built it all myself.  10 years ago.  It makes me cringe.  It is not quite old enough to be the cute equivalent of a grade three art project, all construction paper hearts and flowers glued to a sheet of card stock.  When Trombone gets at a computer in two years and builds his own website he will probably destroy mine on principle.  Anyway, after a couple of years playing at website I moved on to blogging in wordpress and then I had to start messing around with CSS, an exercise in Extreme Misery if I ever saw one.  I am the kind of person who has to use something pretty much constantly for it to sink in.  I learn by doing and doing and doing and doing and doing.  Only four iterations of <i>doing<\/i> is not enough.  It has to be five.  By the time I got to the blog part of my web development development, I was far more interested in the part that went into the blog, not that part that made the blog look a certain way.  So I would happily spend three hours writing a post but spending three hours trying to get the goddamn images to line up the way I goddamn wanted to, well, I was not interested in that.  To say the least.  Thus began my slippery descent back into n00b.<\/p>\n<p>Blogging killed the web design star!<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve decided I want to change the theme of the blog and I started looking at different wordpress themes and I like a bunch but none is perfect, of course, they all need a bit of tweaking and now not only do I not have the muscles to use for tweaking, I do not have the hours at a time to build up those muscles again, nor do I have the time to fiddle diddle diddle all the day.  This is the most time I have had at a stretch in quite a while and it&#8217;s only because I am down one child and gave the other one a big margarita to get him to sleep for an hour, please &#038; thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Lime.  He likes lime, if you&#8217;re buying.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a longwinded way of saying that I know you are shocked that the lovely blue sky \/ green grass theme is gone and now you are reading this in the &#8220;Back In Black 2&#8221; theme and you feel like you just got punted down a dark alley without so much as a by-your-leave and maybe the white text on black background is making your brain hurt and I&#8217;m sorry.  But I needed to switch themes and this one was already downloaded so I just switched to it, easy peasy.  When I have the permissions to do so, I will be either modifying this theme to suit me or going to another theme.  (A lot of the wordpress themes I like are in German.  Interesting.)  <\/p>\n<p>What I like about this theme: the tabs at the top taking care of the blogroll, archives, etc.  The cleanliness.<br \/>\nWhat I don&#8217;t like: white on black.  The image &#038; lack of title.<\/p>\n<p>What do you like or not like?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember when I started messing around on the web. There were Saturday mornings when I would just sit, drink coffee and fiddle with my website. Did you know I have a website, not just this blog? It&#8217;s true. 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