{"id":11,"date":"2003-10-08T14:47:16","date_gmt":"2003-10-08T21:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2003-10-08T14:47:16","modified_gmt":"2003-10-08T21:47:16","slug":"day-8-may-never-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"day 8 may never end."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK I know this isn&#8217;t strictly about cheese, but maybe it is, sort of. Comfort Rock. I don&#8217;t read a lot of record media. Has anyone named this genre yet? (a quick search retrieves only one reference to Comfort Rock [not the place, the genre] and funnily it is about the band P.O.D. They are a Christian band. I did not know this. Read the article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebulletin.com\/archives\/2001\/november\/rocklandscape.htm\"> here<\/a>.  It&#8217;s mostly about aftergrunge.) I am doing laundry to the radio and it is playing ColdFuckingPlay again and now CFP and Dave M and John M have merged into my head in this annoyingly soothing melodic &#8220;it was all yellow&#8230;.stay&#8230;.your body is a wonderland&#8221; bullshit and it makes me want to put on some Danko Jones. Y&#8217;see, there&#8217;s the piss, and then there&#8217;s Danko. Danko takes the piss out of the piss and re-ownsers it. His new CD is called &#8220;We Sweat Blood.&#8221; Go visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dankojones.com\">Danko <\/a>and don&#8217;t forget to strut your miniskirted ass because he likes it like that. Not comfortable at all. Oog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK I know this isn&#8217;t strictly about cheese, but maybe it is, sort of. Comfort Rock. I don&#8217;t read a lot of record media. Has anyone named this genre yet? (a quick search retrieves only one reference to Comfort Rock &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=11\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}