{"id":1084,"date":"2008-08-04T13:13:03","date_gmt":"2008-08-04T21:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1084"},"modified":"2008-08-04T13:13:03","modified_gmt":"2008-08-04T21:13:03","slug":"saints-preserve-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1084","title":{"rendered":"Saints Preserve Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is something almost funny about a 2 year old who should be napping instead shouting (into a dead silent afternoon), &#8220;What&#8217;s that noise about, daddy?&#8221; through his door.<\/p>\n<p>Well okay, I am choosing to see it as funny.  Since daddy&#8217;s not around to answer,  I feel completely within my rights ignoring the yelling.  The music player helps too.<\/p>\n<p>I think Saint Aardvark will be glad to go back to work tomorrow.  It has been a long weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is something almost funny about a 2 year old who should be napping instead shouting (into a dead silent afternoon), &#8220;What&#8217;s that noise about, daddy?&#8221; through his door. Well okay, I am choosing to see it as funny. Since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1084\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}