{"id":1068,"date":"2008-07-03T18:26:54","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T02:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2008-07-03T18:26:54","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T02:26:54","slug":"code-orange-has-been-lifted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1068","title":{"rendered":"Code Orange Has Been Lifted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I filled the script.  (<i>Script<\/i>&#8230;I&#8217;m street, yo!)  5 pink antibiotic pills ($27.95) and I&#8217;m on day 3.  <\/p>\n<p>Day 1: Birthday party.  Much nose blowing.  Much infant waking.  Much toddler yelping.  Didn&#8217;t much notice the colour of snot.  Ate cake.  Mmmm.  Cake.<\/p>\n<p>Day 2: I blew approximately 18 lbs of honey-mustard coloured snot out of my face.  In the evening I got another headache and felt quite demoralized by this whole antibiotic thing.  <i>Sigh,<\/i> I thought, <i>I will have to go to Walk In Clinic Hell again on Saturday morning.<\/i> Both because my newly acquired family doctor does not work weekends or afternoons (this week only) and because that&#8217;s the day the pills run out and you don&#8217;t want to let your antibiotic course lapse or you&#8217;ll get SUPERBUG.  I took more ibuprofen and went to bed.<\/p>\n<p>Today: I go to the dentist for the first time in a year.  My dentist has five children, just like my old, awesome doctor.  Now THAT is a millionaire&#8217;s family I&#8217;m thinking.  My dentist&#8217;s children are all two years apart from one another.  I instantly stop feeling so sorry for myself and start feeling sorry for my dentist&#8217;s wife.  Suddenly I start paying attention and notice that I have blown my nose twice today and the snot was yellow.  Not lemon yellow or duckling yellow.  Just normal, snot yellow.  Have wine to celebrate.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned!  Sinusitis 2008 will continue the rest of this week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I filled the script. (Script&#8230;I&#8217;m street, yo!) 5 pink antibiotic pills ($27.95) and I&#8217;m on day 3. Day 1: Birthday party. Much nose blowing. Much infant waking. Much toddler yelping. Didn&#8217;t much notice the colour of snot. Ate cake. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1068\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-more-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}