{"id":1064,"date":"2008-06-30T13:07:49","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T21:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1064"},"modified":"2008-06-30T13:07:49","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T21:07:49","slug":"not-for-the-weak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1064","title":{"rendered":"Not for the Weak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a word not to google:  mucus.<\/p>\n<p>I know, most thinking people wouldn&#8217;t.  But here I am, I have no idea how many weeks now since I first got sick &#8211; I mean I think I&#8217;ve been sick since Fresco was born so that&#8217;s 10 weeks good god and yes there were a couple of weeks in there where I wasn&#8217;t sick I&#8217;m being a drama queen &#8211; and three days after we decided I definitely have a sinus infection and now my snot is bright orange.  Bright orange, like a creamsicle.  And my cheek hurts again.<\/p>\n<p>I went to the walk-in clinic on Saturday morning and boy wasn&#8217;t that a treat on a long weekend with only one doctor on duty and she said I looked fine but gave me a prescription for antibiotics in case it got worse.  So now I&#8217;m wondering &#8211; is it worse?  I still feel like crap.  I am still blowing my nose all day.  The headache comes and goes but is manageable as long as I keep taking ibuprofen.  I have not had a recurrence of the sudden, crippling headache that struck me down at approximately 5 pm on Friday and left me writhing until shortly after midnight (combined with the blood simultaneously oozing from my right nostril, this was my impetus to go to Walk-in Clinic Hell and no I did not have my beer on Friday night even though SA brought me some dammit.) Now the snot is bright orange; does that mean I&#8217;m getting better or am 15 minutes away from meningitis?  Should I fill the prescription because tomorrow is a holiday.  Should I wait because if I fill it I&#8217;m sure to get better.  Should I blow up balloons for Trombone&#8217;s birthday party tomorrow (oh yes, or he will kill me with his toddler rage).<\/p>\n<p>I think I am going to wait.  I&#8217;m pretty sure this is a viral infection, not bacterial &#8211; came right after a cold, no fever, no &#8220;sudden onset&#8221; well except for the headache.  I should say, I <b>was<\/b> pretty sure, until the orange snot came long.  It just kind of sings &#8220;bac-ter-iaaaaaaa!&#8221; to me, you know?  Like, to the tune of Age of Aquarius.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if you got here by googling snot + orange + sinus, come back in a couple of days and see what shakes down.  <\/p>\n<p>The exciting news is that I have a sinus infection at almost the same time as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/2008\/06\/25\/revelations\"> dooce!<\/a>  Sinus sisters!   At least I won&#8217;t get 500 + comments on this post, half of which telling me how to live my life.  Poor dooce.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh hey guess who turns two years old tomorrow.  We went to the dollar store today for party hats and Trombone informed everyone within several feet that it&#8217;s his birthday tomorrow AND Canada day and he gets cake and oh did he mention the cake and now there are winnie the pooh party hats too OMG I&#8217;mnotquitetwoyearsoldICan&#8217;thandlethismuchwheeeeee!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, he&#8217;s excited.  It&#8217;s infectious excitement though.  Like the one in my sinuses but with cake.  <\/p>\n<p>Um.  I&#8217;d better get started on those balloons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a word not to google: mucus. I know, most thinking people wouldn&#8217;t. But here I am, I have no idea how many weeks now since I first got sick &#8211; I mean I think I&#8217;ve been sick since Fresco &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1064\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-more-about-me","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}