I was totally going to write, “Ha ha I am on my porch blogging wirelessly, SUCKAS” and then of course I got out there and lost the signal so now I’m back inside.<\/p>\n
While I was on my porch, though, I heard someone calling his son, “Griffin…where’s Griffin…” and remembered that this morning at a park quite a way from here I saw another little boy named Griffin and I don’t think I could name a kid Griffin any more than I could name one Minotaur. Wouldn’t you be seeing the thing<\/i> every time you looked at the kid? Griffins are kind of cool but in my mind they are totally associated with this <\/a> and I can’t put a human face to the word at all.<\/p>\n It’s like every time I look at Trombone I think of marching bands. <\/p>\n (ba-dum-dum)<\/p>\n I wish I had a beer. It is finally summery today; sweaty, hot beer weather. Tomorrow I will have a beer. And a shower. Today I realized I could just wipe under my arms with baby wipes and then apply more pit-stick and that’s basically as good as a shower. Right?<\/p>\n Hey where’d you all go?<\/p>\n That’s pretty much it. I was just going to sit outside and be inspired by nature, do some sweet natureblogging. But since I can’t, I’m struck by how very little I have to say. Here’s two years ago today <\/a> for your reading pleasure. Apparently The Mizzle (read The World) has been chock full of nuts for quite some time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was totally going to write, “Ha ha I am on my porch blogging wirelessly, SUCKAS” and then of course I got out there and lost the signal so now I’m back inside. While I was on my porch, though, … Continue reading
![this <\/a> and I can’t put a human face to the word at all.<\/p>\nIt’s like every time I look at Trombone I think of marching bands. <\/p>\n(ba-dum-dum)<\/p>\nI wish I had a beer. It is finally summery today; sweaty, hot beer weather. Tomorrow I will have a beer. And a shower. Today I realized I could just wipe under my arms with baby wipes and then apply more pit-stick and that’s basically as good as a shower. Right?<\/p>\nHey where’d you all go?<\/p>\nThat’s pretty much it. I was just going to sit outside and be inspired by nature, do some sweet natureblogging. But since I can’t, I’m struck by how very little I have to say. Here’s two years ago today <\/a> for your reading pleasure. Apparently The Mizzle (read The World) has been chock full of nuts for quite some time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I was totally going to write, “Ha ha I am on my porch blogging wirelessly, SUCKAS” and then of course I got out there and lost the signal so now I’m back inside. While I was on my porch, though, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggity","category-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}](\"http:\/\/altreligion.about.com\/library\/graphics\/griffin5.jpg\"){kind=link}