{"id":1060,"date":"2008-06-21T15:02:57","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T23:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2008-06-21T15:02:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T23:02:57","slug":"have-a-bagel-emo-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1060","title":{"rendered":"Have a Bagel, Emo Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I have a cold \/ flu, right?  Day 4 now of the second such viral plague in 3 weeks.  Happy.  Mostly I&#8217;m just happy the small children are breathing better.  SA is heavily medicated for his lingering dry cough and I know I&#8217;ll be better soon.  But for one irritating detail: I have lost my sense of smell.  Since yesterday morning I am scent and taste free.  While this presents advantages in the care-of-small-children arena (think poop) it presents definite disadvantages w\/r\/t one of my remaining, reliable pleasures in life.  Food.  Because no matter what else happens in a day (and a lot can happen in a day) at least I can eat something delicious from time to time, right?  At least there&#8217;s chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>WRONG  The mouth-feel on the Green &#038; Black&#8217;s is good but it&#8217;s no substitute for, y&#8217;know, actual chocolate flavour.<\/p>\n<p>Damn this is burning me up.  It&#8217;s Saturday and I want to order some version of delicious  delivery food (Mizzle style!) for dinner but not, repeat, NOT if I can&#8217;t taste it.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of continuing to whine to SA, whose tolerance for such constant sorrow as I am offering up is necessarily limited at the moment and because I am a modern (pronounced &#8220;Modren,&#8221; like in Mr. Roboto) woman, I google &#8220;sense of taste cold&#8221; in the hopes someone can give me advice on how to get my flavours back.  And I get to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emofree.com\/Articles2\/sense-of-taste-desanto.htm\"> this site <\/a> and I giggle and then I notice the url is &#8220;emofree&#8221; and I giggle harder and then I share with you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a site about EFT or &#8220;Emotional Freedom Techniques.&#8221;  I did not delve into the site.  I don&#8217;t have time.  Also I don&#8217;t want to know what it means, because I enjoy not knowing.  Not knowing makes paragraphs like this even more amusing:<\/p>\n<p><i>EFT often brings relief that seems like a miracle.  But a &#8220;one minute wonder&#8221; I keep marveling at is reclaiming my sense of taste when it disappears due to a cold or flu.<\/p>\n<p>Now the fact is, I&#8217;m usually able to tap away symptoms of a cold or flu, but the one time I couldn&#8217;t, and the cold plagued me for a week or more, I was STILL able to tap and reclaim my sense of taste within 2 rounds of tapping.  Great magic trick!  I used the phrase:<\/p>\n<p>Even though my sense of taste has disappeared\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6  I might have also used: Even though I can&#8217;t taste my food\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So I am going to spend the rest of the day tapping my forehead with a small rubber mallet while thinking positively about my emotional attachment to food.  This is my &#8220;for dummies, didn&#8217;t read the manual&#8221; version of EFT.  If it works and I get my flavours back, watch this &#8216;blog tomorrow for a new manifesto.  It if doesn&#8217;t, the scream you hear will be me eating jalapeno chips by the fistful because at least I can taste spicy and salt.<\/p>\n<p>PS: The video of &#8220;The Very Hungry Caterpillar&#8221; is playing as I type this and it is NOT HELPING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I have a cold \/ flu, right? Day 4 now of the second such viral plague in 3 weeks. Happy. Mostly I&#8217;m just happy the small children are breathing better. 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