{"id":1038,"date":"2008-04-29T14:44:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T22:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2008-04-29T14:44:07","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T22:44:07","slug":"surfacing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Surfacing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have not, in fact, taken refuge beneath the couch.  I have thought of this &#8216;blog fondly and often.  But there just isn&#8217;t time to write.  I still haven&#8217;t done my taxes (and I owe money so yes, this is sort of important) and every day 3:30 comes around and I think <i>sweet pogo&#8217;d messiah of your choice, but time flies <\/i> especially now that Saint Aardvark is home with us for a month (as of yesterday) and I am no longer spending afternoons earnestly counting down the minutes until he comes home from work to relieve me so that I may dip into the cooking sherry for relief with a clear conscience.<\/p>\n<p>Those three days alone were very long.  Oh my.  Thursday especially when I was on my own, without even back-up from my mother, all day and the littler one decided no, he&#8217;d rather be held, thanks and the bigger one got crankalicious and we went OUTSIDE DAMMIT but it almost killed me.  I finally got out to the street, both boys in the buggy (I am sternly corrected by Trombone if I refer to it as a stroller, there is a lot of stern correcting going on these days) and breathed the air and felt the wind on my skin and sighed <i>ahhhh<\/i> and enjoyed the moment immensely.<\/p>\n<p>Turned out Trombone was getting a cold.  The snot began to flow in earnest later that day and then poured forth on Friday.  On Saturday, Saint Aardvark&#8217;s throat began to hurt and he was down.  Mid-afternoon Saturday, I, who had been feeling smugly immune, was suddenly hit and then, you guessed it, our 6 day old baby got it.  For fuck&#8217;s sake.  Welcome to the world.  Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and then our downstairs internet connection went kaput.  See &#8211; the downstairs is wirelessly connected to the upstairs and the upstairs is securely connected to the outside.  The upstairs worked fine but my whole world is sort of downstairs-focused.  If I go upstairs, Trombone wants to come too.  If I go upstairs and take the baby, well, Trombone doubleplus wants to come too.  <\/p>\n<p>But as of today there is wireless connecting something to something else and the short of it is that my laptop is connected to something too and hey, look, I&#8217;m back on the Internet.  All our colds are getting better, we have a new family doctor, my boobs are huge and the new baby is getting cuter and less yellow by the day.  I make &#8217;em jaundiced, y&#8217;all.  So here.  A photo of Junior.  More posts as I gather strength.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/munnaeatchoo.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have not, in fact, taken refuge beneath the couch. I have thought of this &#8216;blog fondly and often. But there just isn&#8217;t time to write. I still haven&#8217;t done my taxes (and I owe money so yes, this is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1038\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,32,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babby","category-bloggity","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}