{"id":1018,"date":"2008-03-30T18:50:16","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T02:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2008-03-30T18:50:16","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T02:50:16","slug":"one-quick-question-before-i-pass-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"One Quick Question Before I Pass Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who in holy hell sold me the delicious bowl of crack I was smoking when I thought that minding a 21 month old while 37 weeks pregnant would be  preferable to \/ easier than two measly hours a day of commuting (mostly spent on my ass) holding fort around a whole day sitting on my ass doing nothing?  Because MY ASS, at the very least, would like an explanation.<\/p>\n<p>Good, but exhausting weekend.  At least we made cupcakes. That seems to have appeased the ass. (and greatly delighted the kid) But for how long?  Yes, OK.  That&#8217;s two questions.  You don&#8217;t have to answer the second one; I&#8217;m sure if you continue to follow the adventures of the cheeseblog, it will become clear (as in, gin-clear) how long a newly staying-at-home-mom can coast her ass&#8217;s good graces on cupcakes, cow sprinklets or no.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/cupcakes.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/cupcakes2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who in holy hell sold me the delicious bowl of crack I was smoking when I thought that minding a 21 month old while 37 weeks pregnant would be preferable to \/ easier than two measly hours a day of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1018\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,45,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babby","category-the-parenthood","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}