{"id":1009,"date":"2008-03-14T05:37:54","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T13:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1009"},"modified":"2008-03-14T05:37:54","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T13:37:54","slug":"blood-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1009","title":{"rendered":"Blood Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, I am not bleeding.  But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/liz\"> monkeypants <\/a> shares her story of first blood <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/liz\/?p=613\"> here <\/a> as inspired by <a href=\"http:\/\/supersecretvault.com\/2008\/03\/11\/a-graphic-post-about-my-experiences-with-tampons\/\"> this hilarious post by <\/a> supersecretvault.<\/p>\n<p>(I don&#8217;t know her so I don&#8217;t feel comfortable calling her by her first name, lest I risk a smackdown. <\/p>\n<p>Hey you never know.)<\/p>\n<p>I have no blood story to share because I am pressed for time and blood is a distant memory that I would need a few minutes to recollect.  However I will share my favourite line from one of my favourite songs of late:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;Ay, yo bust it, ain&#8217;t no need to discuss it<br \/>\nJust take this job and shove it, right between your buttocks&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;in honour of today, which marks just two weeks &#8217;till my last day of work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I am not bleeding. But monkeypants shares her story of first blood here as inspired by this hilarious post by supersecretvault. (I don&#8217;t know her so I don&#8217;t feel comfortable calling her by her first name, lest I risk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=1009\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,21,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blood","category-funny","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}