Monthly Archives: September 2008

I Finally Found Someone

Posted on 9/24/2008 by cheesefairy

If you are a size 14 or smaller, looking for clothing that is not off-the-charts expensive, incredibly ugly or made of recycled margarine tubs that will melt in your washing machine and if you are, like me, of an older … Continue reading →

Posted in clothes, trombone | 3 Comments

More Clothes & Junk

Posted on 9/23/2008 by cheesefairy

Did I ever tell you guys that I love the word “junk” as a euphemism for genitals? No? True. Co-worker A used to use it all the time and then a couple of weeks ago Saint Aardvark was telling me … Continue reading →

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Peace and Quiet

Posted on 9/20/2008 by cheesefairy

We’re in a phase right now where Fresco needs jiggling to sleep. If you put him down in the crib, he flips and whether or not he can flip back is incidental; it just doesn’t occur to him. He likes … Continue reading →

Posted in Fresco, the parenthood, trombone | 2 Comments

You Know the Jeans are The Wrong Cut When

Posted on 9/19/2008 by cheesefairy

I remember a time before low-rise jeans. It was high school, I think. Pants came up to my waist, my real waist, and I wore a belt to keep them there because my waist was a smaller circumference than my … Continue reading →

Posted in clothes, Fresco, funny, more about me! | 6 Comments

Don’t Worry: It’s Only One of Two Posts about America’s Next Top Model

Posted on 9/17/2008 by cheesefairy

I realized today that I only have to watch tonight’s The Makeover episode of cycle 11 of America’s Next Top Model, which I am not so much watching as, well, scrubbing off in the shower, and then I don’t have … Continue reading →

Posted in books, hair, television | 5 Comments