Monthly Archives: February 2008

It Continues

Me: So the meeting time we’ve settled on is 8 am pacific time Her: Uh – what’s that in OUR time? Me: …. Her: …. Me: That would be 11 am your time. Her: Oh, OK. Out of 7 people, … Continue reading

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You Know, Like, Philosophically Far Away

While I may be skilled at setting arbitrary deadlines, apparently as I enter my 35th year of life, I am still as suckass as ever at actually meeting them. Somewhere in the blur that was yesterday, following not enough sleep, … Continue reading

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I am Waiting for a Cake To Bake or I Would Be In Bed By Now

In the time that I have been spending making chocolate cupcakes (successful!) and chocolate cake in a loaf pan (still cooking!) I have developed a theory explaining the problem with the Grammy awards (and awards shows in general.) You see, … Continue reading

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He Said

C’mere! Sit in the cardboard chair I made! Trombone sat, briefly, got up & ran away. Saint Aardvark shook his head. Continued whittling at the cardboard chair with his Leatherman of Doom. Reached a satisfactory point, I guess. Put the … Continue reading

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Bathroom Notes

There is a metal box in old-style women’s bathrooms. It’s for used sanitary pads. It is often attached to the stall wall, next to the toilet paper dispenser. The metal box in the women’s bathroom at the small mall near … Continue reading

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