Monthly Archives: November 2007

9 Truths I Have Observed and Might Even Venture to Call Universal

Posted on 11/19/2007 by cheesefairy

OK first, does it seem odd that the plural of “truth” is just “truth”S, without an “e” or something in there? It’s pronounced “troothes.” I think there should be an “e.” TRUTHES. But when I write that, I feel like … Continue reading →

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My Annual Boot Post

Posted on 11/18/2007 by cheesefairy

In November, 2004, I bought a new pair of boots. I think they cost $50. They looked like this and they were perfect. Shiny, man-made materials made them stretch around my foot and calf and also repel water. Rubber sole … Continue reading →

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War, Schmar. I’ve Got Samsonite-Sized Eye Bags.

Posted on 11/17/2007 by cheesefairy

Today is November 17th. I am 18 weeks pregnant. This stubborn misalignment of the number stars bothers me a little but I shall endeavor to overcome. The last time I was pregnant I posted but one belly shot, I believe. … Continue reading →

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Every Sperm is Sacred. Etc.

Posted on 11/16/2007 by cheesefairy

Scientists have isolated valuable stem cells from plain ol’ menstrual blood! I read this today and was delighted to imagine myself selling my bodily fluids, never working another dull, officey day in my life (assuming I can stop getting pregnant … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Crazy. YOU’RE the One Who’s Crazy.

Posted on 11/16/2007 by cheesefairy

Is it crazy to be obsessed with having one’s email inbox display on only one screen? As soon as I have to scroll through my work inbox, I start to panic, so I spend what is starting to seem like … Continue reading →

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