Monthly Archives: April 2007

I am Saving You The Trouble

Don’t read any sleep books for advice about your kid. Don’t read the Internet. All you do is this. 1. Make plans to meet someone outside your home. Say, for coffee. 2. Put baby down approximately 2 hours before you … Continue reading

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All I Can Say is This

As many of you know, any crowing of a parental nature is not to be done on the Internet because then the thing you’re crowing about stops happening. So I offer this completely impartial report LIVE! from SLEEP TEACH 2007! … Continue reading

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Meditation

I hold your head in the crook of my arm while your body stretches across my stomach and your feet rest against my hip. Your hand clenches a wad of my t-shirt. Your mouth is still twitching around the soother. … Continue reading

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To all my Bloggies

This is a broadcast message to those of you with Blogger blogs, to let you know that I support you and am still reading about your lives closely, almost obsessively, however due to a bug in either Blogger or Firefox, … Continue reading

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Vanity

Yesterday we went to our local video store & rented two DVDs. For the first time in my life, it was easy to choose a movie because we have seen 1 (one) movie in the past 12 (twelve) months and … Continue reading

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