Monthly Archives: December 2006

Hey! It’s Franklin!

Posted on 12/15/2006 by cheesefairy

I got up this morning and Saint Aardvark was still here. He’s lucky enough to have the kind of job where he can work from home, if need be, and apparently, need be today as a lot of the lower … Continue reading →

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Dear Son

Posted on 12/14/2006 by cheesefairy

You are not a baby wolverine. You are a baby human. Kindly adjust your behavior (esp. howling) accordingly or I shall be forced to donate you to a zoo. Best, yr. mother

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I Must Break to Address

Posted on 12/14/2006 by cheesefairy

…the googler seeking “Ibuprofen,” “meth,” “alcohol,” “red bull.” My answer is no.

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Oh! This Week is Long

Posted on 12/13/2006 by cheesefairy

Him: Dadadadadadadadadada! Me: Can you say “Mama?” … Ma-ma… Him: Blahblahblahblahblah! Me: Ma-ma…Ma….ma Him: RARARARARARARARARARA! Me: You know what? Fine. Be that way. Him: BlahBLAHBLAHBLAH. The baby has discovered his diaphragm. No more wussy, half-baked cries that don’t get anyone’s … Continue reading →

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I Have Been to the Mall

Posted on 12/12/2006 by cheesefairy

I am pleased to report that I have heard the bane of my Decembers past, “Wonderful Christmas Time” only once this season! On the surface, this is a fine, fine state of affairs because those sleighbells make me mean and … Continue reading →

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