Monthly Archives: February 2006

The Hunger, it isn’t Right.

Posted on 2/16/2006 by cheesefairy

The [smartest] babby [in the universe] has dug a tunnel bypassing my stomach and installed a sort of hamster-tube contraption which connects directly to my esophagus. When I eat, babby scoots up the tube & snatches the food right before … Continue reading →

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On The Other Hand

Posted on 2/15/2006 by cheesefairy

I really want to do up some t-shirts that say You Should See How Hard I Karaoke on the front and have a picture of a microphone on the back.

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The Day the Music Choked on a Pickle & No one was Around to Heimlich.

Posted on 2/10/2006 by cheesefairy

This morning on my way into my building of work I passed a gentleman wearing black trousers and black silk shirt, a gold chain adorning his hairy neck and pointy leather loafers on his feet. He tossed his flaxen, feathered … Continue reading →

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Limping Along, Singing my Song

Posted on 2/6/2006 by cheesefairy

I should have used the foam earplug between my toes a week ago! What blissful world is this where the earplug nestles comfortably and stays in place without the benefit of tape or glue? Foam earplugs: not just for tuning … Continue reading →

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An Actual Cheese Post

Posted on 2/2/2006 by cheesefairy

The so-called “Black Widow” (because she has out-eaten so many men…presumably she has not actually EATEN any men) has won $8,000 for consuming 26 grilled cheese sandwiches. I may try that contest at home this weekend. Except I don’t need … Continue reading →

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