Monthly Archives: November 2005

Orange is the Best

We bought some tangerines on the weekend and MAN are they good. They smell and taste like orange smelly felts! But the best part is the sticker. It says “Gaypak Murcott” and has a picture of a smiling orange. I … Continue reading

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Priceless

Sandals with socks = wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit = really fucking wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit in November = You done been smote. Now get out of my way, I’m trying to get up the … Continue reading

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A Nice Long Post About

Our New Bed. I have never slept in a bed so lovely, so soft and firm and cartoon-cloud-like. (Because if it were a real cloud I would wake up soggy and polluted every morning and it would be so much … Continue reading

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A New thing to Hate!

The other day I was walking home from work and had to dodge a particularly large tourist. He was wearing a nasty patterned shirt and tight shorts and he was trying to wave a cab down. I politely stepped around … Continue reading

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If you Need to Succeed at Something Out of the Ordinary

Today might be the day to do it. It appears the stars are aligned for this sort of thing; my co-worker and I are currently in the lead in our office hockey pool. Yep, you read that right. So go, … Continue reading

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