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Monthly Archives: November 2005
Orange is the Best
We bought some tangerines on the weekend and MAN are they good. They smell and taste like orange smelly felts! But the best part is the sticker. It says “Gaypak Murcott” and has a picture of a smiling orange. I … Continue reading
Posted in funny
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Priceless
Sandals with socks = wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit = really fucking wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit in November = You done been smote. Now get out of my way, I’m trying to get up the … Continue reading
Posted in Goddessa Smites You, idiots
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A Nice Long Post About
Our New Bed. I have never slept in a bed so lovely, so soft and firm and cartoon-cloud-like. (Because if it were a real cloud I would wake up soggy and polluted every morning and it would be so much … Continue reading
Posted in ducks, outside, serious, television
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A New thing to Hate!
The other day I was walking home from work and had to dodge a particularly large tourist. He was wearing a nasty patterned shirt and tight shorts and he was trying to wave a cab down. I politely stepped around … Continue reading
Posted in idiots, outside
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If you Need to Succeed at Something Out of the Ordinary
Today might be the day to do it. It appears the stars are aligned for this sort of thing; my co-worker and I are currently in the lead in our office hockey pool. Yep, you read that right. So go, … Continue reading