Monthly Archives: July 2005

Stop Me if You’ve Heard This One Before

Posted on 7/20/2005 by cheesefairy

Me: Hey, the moon is full… Co-worker A: Good luck getting a reservation! He claims it slipped right off his tongue like slime off Lorne Mayencourt’s shoulder. Who am I to argue?

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The Cheeseblog – Laughing instead of Crying

Posted on 7/20/2005 by cheesefairy

I was struck this morning by how much new US Supreme Court nominee John Roberts looks like our own Canadian conservative jackass, Stephen Harper. Is there a place where conservatives go to get their eyes replaced with zombie eyes? I … Continue reading →

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I’m Half Blooded! Check it and See!

Posted on 7/12/2005 by cheesefairy

Yesterday a man was being interviewed on the CBC Radio One Afternoon Show (Priya Ramu-less for weeks, now!) and on first listen I thought he was pleading with kidnappers to return his teenage daughter. Suddenly I realized he was pleading … Continue reading →

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Watch ME Rock, Mr. Navarro! Watch ME!

Posted on 7/11/2005 by cheesefairy

I think half the contestants on Mark Burnett’s new slice O pie, “Rock Star,” are Carole Pope in disguise. You figure this show is made for me, right? Interested as I am in bad television and being a rock star? … Continue reading →

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Correction & Observation & Alert

Posted on 7/10/2005 by cheesefairy

1. The spelling matron inside me will not allow the mistake in yesterday’s post to stand. It’s BenAdryl. (And it still kicks chin-itch ass.) 2. It’s so very summer. Finally. 3. A new advisory letter was issued to health care … Continue reading →

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