Monthly Archives: May 2005

Top Socks

Elyse Sewell came perilously close to becoming America’s Next Top Model Cycle One Super Fantastica! But Adrianne won instead and is now on the Surreal Life while Elyse continues to model and fill her livejournal with humourous, acidic reportage. And … Continue reading

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I Need to Tell You Somethings!

1. There are ducks. In the pool of water that decorates the building on the northwest corner of Thurlow and Melville Streets. There are two big ducks and many little ducks. Oh! The ducks. 2. It is raining. Don’t drive … Continue reading

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