Monthly Archives: May 2005

Pretty Damn Creepy, Actually

Posted on 5/10/2005 by cheesefairy

Harper and Duceppe, the new Wonder Twins (or are they boyfriend and boyfriend?) attending a holocaust memorial. Didn’t anyone ever tell them to pay attention and face front? Are all our elected officials just a bunch of whiny kindergarteners who … Continue reading →

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Insipid Lyric of the Day

Posted on 5/8/2005 by cheesefairy

Courtesy of Destiny’s Child, in a song about – well – you figure it out: “Girl, I can tell you been crying and you needing someone to talk to Girl, you don’t have to be hiding don’t be ashamed to … Continue reading →

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Where Have All the M&M Gone?

Posted on 5/7/2005 by cheesefairy

The M&Ms in the Star Wars ads tell me I can choose the dark side or the light side. But when I go to the store (oh, many stores. not just one store did I try. looked, I have.) all … Continue reading →

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Golden Decade: The Musical!

Posted on 5/6/2005 by cheesefairy

Path to fun: 1. This page now. 2. Scroll down to the “m”s and choose “Maniac”. 3. Time to karaoke with the alternate lyrics below. Get up on your chair and dance, dance, dance like you’re a tired welder who … Continue reading →

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Killing Me Softly With His Song

Posted on 5/6/2005 by cheesefairy

I was sitting still, digesting my chili cheese dog and I heard the unmistakeable wail of Bono and the Gang. Thinking it was the stereo of a car driving up Thurlow heading for the U2 concert, I ignored it. (Oh … Continue reading →

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