Monthly Archives: May 2005

It Will Be My Birthday Eventually

And when it is, I would like a book of photos from the Globe and Mail. No, no, I don’t need the stories. But the photos, man, the photos. Today, for example, I was going to find a nice, BC-election … Continue reading

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This Man is a ChampEEEN!

Inspector Kash Heed of the Vancouver Police Department has come right out and told people that cracking down on drug dealers doesn’t make it any harder for people to do drugs. Fucking A, Mr. Heed. I don’t know anything about … Continue reading

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Good Smells & Bad Fellas

Walking home along Smythe St just now, a block past the uber-IGA, the most fantastic smell filled my nostrils. It was simmery beef and wine and rich gravy. I think it was coming from Le Crocodile. A full city block … Continue reading

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There are Over 20,000 Pores on Your Face! That’s 20,000 Chances to Glow!

I have watched The O.C three times now and each episode has begun with the dark-haired boy coming into the light-haired boy’s room and waking him to talk about relationship issues. Is it a homosexual subtext or is that the … Continue reading

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I Love…

…Mike Doughty’s (nee Soul Coughing) blog on a regular basis but I especially love this post . The cell phone lights so pretty in the night and the blissed-out bearded man is a dead ringer for Saint Aardvark. Gonna have … Continue reading

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