Monthly Archives: May 2005

I am Not the Craziest Person. Not Even Close.

Posted on 5/22/2005 by cheesefairy

For no good reason, I have never liked Florida. Until recent years (US election, Jeb Bush, l’il Elian) I had absolutely no evidence to back up my gut feeling about the Sunshine State. And this gut feeling goes beyond my … Continue reading →

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Who?

Posted on 5/18/2005 by cheesefairy

OK I was totally out with co-workers tonight drinking beer and I didn’t get home in time to watch the SEASON’S FINALE of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL. Who won? Could somebody please tell me? I am tipsy and desperate and … Continue reading →

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Oh, this Boils My Coffee

Posted on 5/18/2005 by cheesefairy

When I came home from volunteering last night, Tim Stevenson, the NDP candidate for my riding of Vancouver-Burrard, had a clear lead. By the time I had eaten my KD and watched Gordo’s acceptance speech on mute (golden decade! moving … Continue reading →

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Armageddon – Carry me Home!

Posted on 5/17/2005 by cheesefairy

You knew this day would come: GIANT TV PORN! I have to go out now, so I will leave you to imagine the humungous genitalia plowing into the other humungous genitalia on the GATS’s TV. I just hope he remembered … Continue reading →

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More Smells!

Posted on 5/17/2005 by cheesefairy

Usually my feet don’t smell. But I have just slipped off my slightly pinchy shoes and I caught an up-draft in the left nostril. Yooooeeee. Synthetic shoes are the work of the devil. I do enjoy their cuteness, though. The … Continue reading →

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