Monthly Archives: January 2005

Signs of the Coming Revolution, Which Will Start With One Duck Quacking

See, if you press the “next blog” button you get things like this Fantasy Blog and everything is in CAPS AND with many EXCLAMATIONS!!! and it’s pink, too. I want a fantasy blog! *Squint* This is my Fantasy Blog! Pinkpinkpinkpinkpink. … Continue reading

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Whatever Floats Your Boat II

Today, two hits on this blog resulting from a search for: shoe salesman tickled me at the shoe store.

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Hey Rudy. This is a Message to You.

If you don’t (do not) know how to use apostrophes, don’t (do not) use them. If you are unsure, just spell it out. Really, there is no need to use an apostrophe if you do not want to. Do not … Continue reading

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Whatever Floats Your Boat

But I am so glad that I was not born a Furry. And The Life Network scares me. There were ponies.

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Funny, Ha Ha!

“If the cat wants pastrami with the little black edges cut off, pastrami with the little black edges cut off is what you will serve the cat.” Found this piece through this one, through a google search for “dill pickle … Continue reading

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