Monthly Archives: September 2004

Learn from History, People!

The Monterey Aquarium obviously is not taking into account the very real threat of captivity-held great white sharks (see: Jaws 3D – The next Dimension is Terror! for proof of this) who go crazy and bust through the glass walls … Continue reading

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Who needs swap meets?

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Globe and Mail Funnier than Onion!

I swear, if their photos were any better, I would have NO PANTS because they’d all be peed through. Nice, huh? Yeah, it’s in the details, I know. Paul Martin listens while W yabbers on

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From Deep within the Armpit Nation, “Shower Clean” weeps.

I don’t know why this makes me giggle so, but it does: “Contoured top specially designed for a woman’s underarm.” Maybe it’s the thought of a scientist or an engineer, having earned a degree in science or engineering, sitting in … Continue reading

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One Down!

Uuuuurbody in the house gets tipsy when Christy Clark Quits! “Ms. Clark said that her reasons are “deeply personal ones” and mostly due to her three-year-old son.” I wonder if it was when her son turned to her over his … Continue reading

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