Monthly Archives: May 2004

The Loveliest of all? The Unicorn.

Please, may my ashes be stored in the body of a Duck?

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Shoes don’t Stretch and Men don’t Change

First, a Taco eating contest. Mmmmm! Tacos! Second, the story of the grape tomato, a tasty, strange fruit/vegetable. Says one man: “I was not a savvy businessman. If I was, I would not have named it ‘grape tomato.’” And finally, … Continue reading

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Just One (more) Fix

Is he Slim Shady? If so, is he the REAL Slim Shady? I wish I knew.

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Maybe I’m Losing Sleep over Nothing

I have a few um – baseball caps – is that what you call them if they are constructed with no hope of ever being worn to a baseball game? I mean, there are hats that are obviously baseball hats: … Continue reading

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I will Go Down with this Ship

The opposite of a cute shoe is this. Yep.

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