Monthly Archives: March 2004

You may Kiss my Pants

Posted on 3/10/2004 by cheesefairy

My pants, my lovely pants. They are long enough for me and they are comfortable. They have pockets and beltloops. They are black with very faint white pinstripes. They fell on black days. They’ve felt the rain down in Africa. … Continue reading →

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Toxic!

Posted on 3/9/2004 by cheesefairy

When I hear music that makes me bob my head like a pigeon, I don’t fight it. I listen and I love. That’s why I have a shameful heart-on for “senorita” by Justin T., “bootylicioius” by Destiny’s Child and “in … Continue reading →

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Huzzah!

Posted on 3/8/2004 by cheesefairy

I wonder how many dollars the federal Liberals (under the Right Honourable Paul Martin) paid to have this designed? Number One: Could Someone Please Make the Seventies Stop Happening? Number Two: Does it scare anyone else that they’ve adopted Gordzilla’s … Continue reading →

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Bits & Pieces

Posted on 3/7/2004 by cheesefairy

The man I married not only has a copy of “Friends and Lovers” on his computer, he is currently playing it. On purpose. His own falsetto is not as clear as it used to be. This is what happens when … Continue reading →

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OMG Im sooo glad thurr was no inturrnet when i wuz a teeneger!! lmao!

Posted on 3/3/2004 by cheesefairy

Ximmortalxfariyx has a blog too. Go. Weep for your lost adolescence. “ERRR god damn it! i really liked andre! AHH!!..well god fuck damn it!…god damn it u kno what? ima go listen 2 Incubus “I Miss You”((acoustic))..cuz im mad sad … Continue reading →

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