Monthly Archives: January 2004

Hey, I’m no Gordon Campbell!

You can vote now! Do you think this blog would look better in orange? Or another colour? Or pretty shoes?

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You know what to do.

Women and men of the loonie left, Start yer engines! and see the bottom of the page for my new feature. the very bottom. allaway down ‘der.

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My Butt.

My butt is aching with a dull sort of grumpiness in the bones behind each cheek. My flu made me lie around for four days. Sometimes it let me sit. Sit. Lie. Sit. Lie. Sore butt. Yesterday I learned that … Continue reading

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99 luftba..hoo..a-hoo

I have a flu that makes me feel like I’m wearing underwear made of lead.

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Gonna Rock your Body!

Wednesday is the day of new Free Will Astrology horoscopes. Mine says: Aquarian singer Justin Timberlake suffered a temporary blow to his reputation last November. Speaking to ABC-TV’s Diane Sawyer, his ex-lover Britney Spears implied that he is under-endowed in … Continue reading

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