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If you don’t (do not) know how to use apostrophes, don’t (do not) use them. If you are unsure, just spell it out. Really, there is no need to use an apostrophe if you do not want to. Do not … Continue reading →

But I am so glad that I was not born a Furry. And The Life Network scares me. There were ponies.

“If the cat wants pastrami with the little black edges cut off, pastrami with the little black edges cut off is what you will serve the cat.” Found this piece through this one, through a google search for “dill pickle … Continue reading →

I have been prescribed an antibiotic so powerful it has its own website. For triple the cost of my former best friend, the sulfa antibiotic, which finishes today and at which my infection is currently laughing heartily, it had better … Continue reading →

This website for a restaurant chain in Michigan is like choose your own adventure but weirder. You can “meet” the bartender, the dishwasher, the guy who makes the fettuccine and the woman named Sparkey. Road trip!